I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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