Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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