How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
