i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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