Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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