i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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