I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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