He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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