this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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