I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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