Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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