What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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