My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Barsexuality is the new black.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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