Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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