Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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