Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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