So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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