in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
