Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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