please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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