Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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