are you so shy because you have an std?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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