Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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