4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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