yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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