Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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