And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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