Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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