if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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