Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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