and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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