Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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