But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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