Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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