if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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