did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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