But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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