Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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