he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
As shirtless as possible
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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