Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
