This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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