Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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