super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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