yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Drake has all the answers
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
