Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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