In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
my god I love twenty year old dicks
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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