I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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