I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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