Will you blow on my dice?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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