Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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