But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
