I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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