Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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