will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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