Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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