called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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